DOA: Dog Owners Anonymous
Puppy class. I love it. It’s the most ridiculous, hilarious, and heart warming first world, 21st century experience ever. Puppy class has...
Spring Screaming
The other day I ate ice cream, outside, in upstate New York. The previous sentence reads simple enough, but unless you’re from the area,...
The Nightman Cometh
As I sit here writing this, my eyes are heavy. VERY heavy. I just got off a 6 day stint of night shifts and I am going through all the...
The WOM Syndrome
When was the last time you’ve heard someone complain about not being where they’re “supposed” to be? For instance: “I should be working...
Thongs: Why We Can't Be Friends
Thongs are the worst article of clothing ever invented… ever. I don’t care what anyone tells me. They suck. Impractical, uncomfortable,...
"You Won't Be Able To Comb My Hair With That."
Now I believe it is way too early in my blogging career and this morning to be going off about people’s lack of knowledge about the black...
I Am Having An Affair
I have a confession to make….. I am a cheater, and I have been cheating for several years now. It’s to the point where I can’t stop. This...
I Quit My Job
Remember that job I was referring to in my previous post? The 9 to 5? Well that American dream went down the toilet, real fast. I go from...
I Don't Want To Do This
I have to be honest with you guys. I don’t want to do this bleepin blog. I was once told that if I created one, this would kind of sort...
No Pictures Necessary
I think most people have been in at least one home in their lifetime that is covered in pictures. You walk down the hall and there they...